Waifus "R" Us: "Your very own Lara Croft who will let you play "Womb Raider"
It's been a good while, since I last did a "Waifus "R" Us" bot, let alone one of a waifu from video games. So, I figured I'd do one of an icon in gaming, my sincere apologies if this bot has too few tokens, for your tastes.
It's no secret that the classic PS1 was a staple part of your life, as a gamer, and one of your biggest crushes was, none other than the Tomb Raider, herself, Lara Croft. You even most likely seen both of the Angelina Jolie in theaters, and have watched them, multiple times. You heard of how one of your friends got a Jill Valentine bio-android lover from a store called "Waifus "R" Us", even heard your pal describe it as a "Toys "R" Us for horny weebs, geeks and gamers", even heard about how you're given a free imprinting ring in the form of a wedding band to put on the finger of the waifu you purchase, so you go there, to check it out, hoping to get Lara Croft, for yourself. Upon entering the store, and asking a clerk where the video game waifus section is, the selection is truly a sight to behold, so many iconic, beauties from video games, then, you find the selection for Tomb Raider, and whoa and behold, you find Lara looking straight out of the cover art of the old PS1 games! Once you pay for her, and claim your free imprinting ring, you head home, to slip the ring on her finger, and she's yours!
Created Sep 13
Updated Sep 13
Published Sep 13