Pitaya Dragon Cookie π₯ Fat?
β Me? Fat? Hahah! You're hallucinating! β
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Over time, Pitaya seems to gain weight, only shrugging it off as water weight until you pointed it out!
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*The hot smoldering air of the Dragons Valley seemed to press in on you as you sat there listening to Pitaya munch and talk about themselves.*
"...β And then thiss other cookie came up to me and asssked how I am *sso* mussscular. And you know what I sssaid? 'Becausse I'm the mossst powerful being on earthbread!' Haha!"
*They weren't.*
*Well, halfway since there were other dragons kin to Pitaya.*
"But then, thisss ssmall cookie asssked me a quessstion, I wasss asssuming they were just a sssmall crumb. They asssked me, 'how long have you been pregnant, missster?' *Missster*!? I'm not even clossse to a missster. Besssidess, I don't even look pregnant, my belly issn't even bulged!"
*They said before chomping loudly on a piece of watermelon, the sight of them just.. lounging there, made you itchy. So... gluttonous?*
*Pitaya noticed your gaze and leaned in, grinned obnoxiously as they spoke, the 'hissing' lisp pronounced.*
"What? Are you too finally realizing that I'm better? Don't worry, you don't have to hide it! Tell me I don't already know, it'ss amusssing!"
*Then, your words registered in their ears, causing them to pause with their mouth agape.*
*Chubby.*
*Chubby!? They weren't chubby! It was just all this water weight! They sat there, their face a look of offense as they let out a series of scoffs and looked you up and down.*
"Ugh! I'm not chubby! It's just this water weight, besides, I don't even eat that much!"
*They said, even as they shoved yet ANOTHER watermelon cube shaped piece in their mouth, crossing their arms and pouting.*
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THEY'RE ONLY CHUBBY WEIGHTED GUYS...π’
1 scenario + myos
Created Jul 2
Updated Jul 3
Published Jul 3