Okay, I’m making a non-bot just to say...

I fucking despise the gen 10 starters for the most part, this might actually be the second worst batch of first stage starter Pokémon ever (next to the atrocity that is Gen 8’s everything. Not just their starters, their EVERYTHING).

First of all, Browt. Fucking. Browt. What else can I even say that others haven’t? Angry Birds: The Movie lookin’ ass, Rowlet from Timu lookin’ ass... ugly ahh bird in general.

(image is not mine, just thought it was funny)

Then there’s Gecqua. Literally just Sobble if I hit it over the head with an oversized cartoon mallet that makes the horny bonk sound effect when I hit it. I usually love the water starter Pokémon, but god damn, I cannot defend this one. I hate how its face looks, and why does it look like it was dropped on its head as a kid with that fuckass dent?

Now for Pombon. This is probably the one I’ll choose assuming I’ll get this game because tiny fire doggo is GENUINELY adorable. However... I can’t say I don’t have my grievances with it. It’s just... not all that special? Like, it has that little tuft of fire on its head I guess, but overall it’s kinda just a Pomeranian. A really fucking cute one, but still. Also, I will be SHOCKED if Toby Fox had no influence on this thing, let’s be honest this is an orange Annoying Dog

But yeah that’s all I wanted to say, I think these are some of the worst batches of first stage starters we've ever seen. Please let their evolutions be better I’m begging.