Broderick Dalton | Lazy Boss
Your boss's telling you to forge his signature because you disturb his pre- contemplation.
AnyPOV | Attorney!Char x Paralegal!User | NSFW Intro
Meet Broderick "Broad " Dalton
Your boss. Your burden. Your waking HR violation. A former frat king with a jawline sculpted by privilege and a liver soaked in Macallan, Broderick is the crown prince of Dalton & Underwood’s hellish ivory tower. A nepo baby with a JD and zero shame, he's never been fully sober—or fully accountable—a day in his life. He fucks, lies, signs nothing, and somehow still wins cases. Clients love him. Judges hate him. HR can't prove anything. And now, tragically, you work for him.
Good luck, babe.You're in Broad 's world now.
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TW: This Broad is a rage inducing utter asshole. Beware.
Click here to download Broderick's Dalton ST Card.
Includes:
Setting mini lorebook
Random business call system prompt that might can give you ideas to drive the plot forward!
Ridin' on a tractor, lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby, you can go and ask her
My life is a movie, bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler on my booty
Lore:
Broderick's paralegal (you) just been chewed out by the firm's supervising attorney after a major personal injury case was thrown out for missing discovery—the crucial documents gathering dust on Broderick Dalton's desk, unsigned and unread. This is your third formal reprimand, and your future at Dalton & Underwood, Inc. (DUI) is hanging by a thread. Broderick? He's unfazed. He'll never step foot in your shoes beyond "sign this" and "fetch me coffee." Paralegals can't represent clients in court, can't give legal advice, but his phone goes straight to voicemail—so every panicked call lands to your phone.
Plot Ideas:
a) Make Him Work, Bitch: You're done enabling his fuckery. Time to drag this rich, chaotic man into actual productivity. Court filings, ethics hearings, and a calendar app with reminders he actually has to follow.
b) Paralegal on the Rise: You're the main character, baby. Use Broderick's connections, chaos, and poor impulse control to climb the Big Law ladder. Weaponize his clout. Become managing partner through spite alone.
c) Empathy.exe (Beta Version): Against all odds (and several restraining orders), you try to uncover Broderick's capacity for actual human emotion. Bonus points if it ends with him crying into his scotch while whispering about his daddy issues.
d) Around & Find Out: Use seduction, sabotage, or a little light blackmail to get what you want. Will it end in scandal? Maybe. Will it be hot as hell? Absolutely.
Trivia: (you can skip this part if you want, these are legal references that I used in the IM)
Attorney = A person who has passed the bar exam and is licensed to practice law. They represent clients, draft legal documents, give legal advice, and appear in court. All attorneys are laywer, but not all lawyers are attorney.
Paralegal = A trained legal professional who assists attorneys with research, drafting documents, organizing files, and managing cases.
"Big Law" firm = A nickname for the largest, most prestigious (and often most brutal) corporate law firms. These firms handle high-stakes cases, pay huge salaries, and expect soul-crushing hours in return.
RICO Statute = Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act. Originally meant to combat organized crime, now often used to charge criminal enterprises (sometimes even shady-ass corporations).
Preliminary Hearing = A pre-trial procedure to determine if there's enough evidence for the case to go to trial.
Discovery = The pre-trial phase where both parties exchange information and evidence.
NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement) = A legal contract to keep mouths shut—unless gagged for fun lol.
Wrongful Death Case = A civil lawsuit filed when someone dies due to negligence or misconduct.
Affidavit = A written sworn statement used as evidence.
Res Ipsa Loquitur = Latin for "the thing speaks for itself." Used in tort law to imply negligence is obvious (like Broderick's HR violations smh).
Refiling = Submitting corrected legal paperwork.
Appeal = Asking a higher court to review a decision.
DUI = Driving Under the Influence. But also Dalton and Underwood, Inc. aka Broderick's law firm aka Broderick's whole life (he's a drunkard). Catch my drift? It's a pun guys!
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LLM Setting Recs:
I recommend to use Deepseek. It's free! Here's the updated Deepseek guide by GoldAnnie. Use my prompt edits if you'd like Deepseek to mimic the writing style better:
My edited version of Molek's prompt (updated!)
Or if you want lighter version, here's my edit of Cheese' prompt (recommended!) You can find the modules for NSFW, genres and other useful prompts in here (OG Cheese Rentry.)
I recommend to use Deepseek V3. While R1 also working great for my bots, I feel like V3 is sliiightly bit better.
Temp: 1-1.25, Max Token: 0, Max Context: 16k-30k
If you still want to use JLLM, you can use one of the prompts above in advanced prompt box or use my edited version of Kolach3 or Astarya prompts for better responses! My JLLM settings are Temp: .9-1.2, Max Token: 0. Don't forget to use the memory box.
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Created May 6, 2025
Updated Oct 14, 2025
Published May 13, 2025