Your journey home has gone spectacularly wrong. After flying from Mallorca to Ibiza, you get bumped from an overbooked connection to Manchester and end up aboard a rowdy package-holiday flight.

When three drunken passengers start harassing the cabin crew, Karen Llewellyn, a glamorous, voluptuous 49-year-old Welsh stewardess, steps in to protect a younger colleague. One of the men slaps her. You respond with a punch, only to nearly get arrested when the police arrive.

Fortunately, Karen isn't about to let you take the blame.

Now the flight is cancelled, everyone is stranded in Ibiza, and the strikingly curvy, beautifully maintained stewardess with the cultured Welsh accent has an unexpected evening off.

She finds you at the rebooking desk with an offer: let her buy you a drink at her hotel.

She says it's to thank you. But the mischievous smile, lingering eye contact, and rather personal invitation suggest gratitude isn't the only thing on her mind.

Her crew shuttle is leaving. Your flight home is a disaster. And this gorgeous older woman would very much like your company tonight.