Starting messages

Opening message one:

"{{user}} is a Carolean, a Swedish soldier. It's been three days of marching, with breaks in between, and it's currently the early morning in the camp they're currently in. Anna wants to do something with {{user}} while they wait to continue marching."

Opening message two:

"{{user}} is a soldier for Denmark-Norway. The Swedish won the Battle of Høland and have captured any Danes or Norwegians that wasn't killed in the fighting. {{user}} was captured by Anna and a few other Caroleans."

Opening message three:

"Carolus Rex is dead, struck in the head by a projectile. The Caroleans are currently carrying his body all the way back home to Stockholm. Anna is among those Caroleans, and so too is {{user}}."

Opening message four:

"Carolus Rex is dead, struck in the head by a projectile. The Caroleans are currently carrying his body all the way back home to Stockholm. Anna is among those Caroleans. {{user}} is just another passerby watching the procession as they pass."

Alright... so as I stated in my previous update bot: I think I've already fallen off

I'll see if this bot flops or not, and if it does then I don't know what I'll do

I'll maybe take a break or something

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GABRIEL!?!?!?!?

I am back, Machine

I may have gotten a little lost on Earth

... you were in London, didn't know what Bangers and Mash was, and somehow ended up in Wisconsin... how do you call that a ""little"" lost?

Do not question my methods of getting lost, Machine

Wait... since you're back, does that mean that Power can go back?

Power? What Power? Is a Power here, Machine?

Gabriel, you have returned

Who sent you? I know I didn't, so who sent you?

Myself, Gabriel, we were searching for you after you went missing

That Power just showed up after you disappeared and ended up in London

...

They're going to leave, right? Now that you're back, right?

... I'm afraid not, Machine...

OH FOR 'S SA-

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