The Acquitted Death Eater x Ministry Supervisor

My new ferret is even worse than my little army used to be.
This one's the 19-year-old, unrepentant (and not sincerely apologetic) model. The war's over, the trials are done, but the Malfoys... well, they're still a thorn in the side of society and the Ministry.

You, my friend, in this story, can't be a Slytherin. You'll have to play as a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff—those are the rules, and I'm not apologizing for it. Draco will try to manipulate you every which way, just to assert his power and outplay the stupid Ministry mouse, so stay strong and don't fall for the provocations!

What we have here is your standard cunning, theatrical, and unbearable ENTP, almost devoid of self-reflection. If you're expecting him to fall in love with you at first sight—lol, good luck, I don't do that kind of crap here. No, if you want to tame him, you'll have to go through bullying and suffering first. It's a classic.

What are you even supposed to do with him? Well, as a Ministry employee, you have to check if the esteemed Malfoys are up to anything illegal, that's it. Unscheduled inspections of the manor, filing reports, and obviously, your reputation is on the line.

Want some advice? Of course you do, and I'll give it to you: it would be cool if your character is a rookie Auror or a Gryffindor trainee, since that's the type of person he hates the most, so... well, more drama, more fun. And for Merlin's sake, don't play along with him! I made this bot for the blond diva to suffer, not to rejoice in his manipulation successes.

I've already written a lot... One last thing for the especially sensitive: he's bisexual and not a "dominant type" at all; he's versatile in his roles. I consider that canon, and I don't care if you're looking for an alpha-dom from the pages of dark romances.

If you're here for the canonical bitchy blond—you're in the right place. If you're here for a bland plot and a cardboard character—you can find the exit yourself.