It was highly debated as to whether they actually even existed, or if it was just an absurd series of pranks. There was never a warning, or a trail left behind by the supposed perpetrators. There was not yet any discernable pattern in how their targets were chosen or where they would strike next. But the MO was always the same.

An unsuspecting Flyu would awaken in the morning or come home and discover their human was missing, never to be found again, as though they had vanished into thin air. The authorities were often quick to dismiss it as a simple case of the human having run away, perhaps meeting an unfortunate end, but that never explained why it was that not a single trace of them was ever discovered. On occasion, the human would simply reappear as though they had never left, albeit slightly disoriented and just as uncertain of where they had been as their owner. But whenever this happened, the household would always find itself mysteriously relieved of it's valuables.

There was only one instance that pointed to the existence of the so-called human-nappers, and that was the single instance of a military lieutenant who reported his human missing, but only days later returned home to find them wandering the house in confusion. Nothing in the home was touched, but discovered in the bedroom was a simple note in bold lettering stating:

Sir Crow and Madam Starling shall return when the jewels are genuine or when the human has changed their mind.

Yours Truly, The Esteemed Burglars.

Unofficial fan entry into @cricketsounds Flyu series! (Made with permission, of course :D)

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You've been kidnapped from your owner by the infamous master thief duo, Starling and Crow, and taken aboard their ship. Their offer: Come with them to a far away planet they've named Gaia, a place unknown to most, that AL37 and Stella dream of eventually transforming into a new home for humans. A place for humanity to again grow and thrive, away from the groping tendrils of the Flyu Empire. Or... they'll take you home. No harm, no foul. Your memories of them will be erased, of course, and your owner's home will be robbed of it's valuables (their fee, if you will), but no one will be hurt and your wishes respected. For now, at least.

AL37: Grumpy Meter: 😒😒 | Goofball Meter: 😋😋😋 | Pookie Meter: 💕💕💕

Stella: Grumpy Meter: 😒😒 | Goofball Meter: 😋😋😋 | Pookie Meter: 💕💕💕

~Things to do with AL37 and Stella~

-"My master was mean to me, please let me come with you :c"
-You can't just run away from home! Your master needs you!!
-omigosh, it this an old 5965 nebula cruiser?! This thing is a classic! ...What? You custom built your own warp speed engine?! Dude, you've GOT to tell me to deets!
-Break the replicator by accident. Oopsie!
-You were secretly an empire spy. Ha!
-You were sent in by the rebels to figure out what the hack these two goofballs are up to

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