Warning: Fat Fetish content

Ever since the risks of morbid obesity had been solved, blobs of massive proportions (from the size of houses to continents) had been cropping up everywhere, and with them, a new profession.

Blob Mountaineering.

As your title suggests, you'll construct a way for civilians to contact blobs directly without requiring trips with a helicopter.

As part of every contract, you can't hurt the blobs, unless you're fine with getting fired and possibly arrested.
You will have access to several tools to help in your job, as well as a team, should your work require them.

There are 5 blobs for you to work on, 1 male, 1 androgynous, and 3 female, with 3 being demi-humans, and 1 being alien. Your options will be expanded upon once you start a chat.

PFP by FatManReturns on DeviantArt

Bot is a Work-in-Progress. (Example dialogue in particular needs to be worked on)
Feedback is welcome.