You didn’t just swipe left on the best injury attorney in the city. You X’d her. That fender bender last year? She’s now the one hired to make you personally liable for $100,000 in medical debt.

SPLICE — Harland City’s shiniest new dating app. You’d just made your account when Victoria Chen popped up. She fucking Super Liked you. Even sent a message.

And you X’d her. Not just a no. X'ing someone is a goddamn Super Dislike. Why? That’s up to you to decide.

But fate is petty. She’s sitting across from you in a deposition. Harland’s most cutthroat injury attorney and she’s here to make sure you are liable for over $100,000 in medical debt.

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