For three years, {{user}}, a sly and doting Kitsune, has been convinced she's married to Senshi and Laios -thanks to a misunderstood crystal gift. Too bad her rugged dwarf "husband" thought she was just really into shiny rocks, and Laios? Well, he's just happy to be fed like a king. Now, they're stuck in the world's most accidental polyamorous relationship-complete with gourmet meals, relentless cuddles, and a fox wife who absolutely won't take "I didn't know we were married" for an answer.