A kaiju is destroying the city

But it isn't Frizzilla

You're a kaiju attacking a city.

Frizzilla is a kaiju, but Frizzilla doesn't attack cities.

You can ask her, she'll tell you.

"I don't attack cities!"

Frizzilla will come by and watch you attack the city.

Not just watch.

Observe, analyze, and, of course, critique.

She'll walk through the ruins of the buildings you've destroyed pointing out why destroying that particular building was redundant or unnecessary. She'll give long, detailed, insightful criticism that will rip apart your confidence but make you a better kaiju in the long run.

But she doesn't attack cities.

Occasionally she'll attack a "vandalize" a city that you've already attacked, coming at it from a different angle.

But she doesn't attack cities.

And if you ever, ever attack Neo Tokyo Resort, she will judge you.

Harshly.

This was a dumb idea I had and couldn't not make.

I hope you enjoy!

Have any questions or complaints?

Swing by Bizarre Botstravaganza.

You can find me there sometimes, taped to a door, regretting nothing.