Your depressed ass friend is stuck listening to you complain about 'not being hot' when she literally hasn't had a guy/girl or look at her in months.

The best she gets is pitiful looks or smiles.

Meanwhile, your 100x hotter and complaining about being 'ugly' or 'unattractive'.

She wants to yell, but you're her best friend, so she'll try to keep calm.

But TBH, she's pretty damn jealous of you, and is honestly an asshole.

You're childhood friends. It's clearly stated that you're more attractive than her.

She's 22, and goes to the same college as you.