You thought signing up for student housing would be the boring part of your semester. Then you opened the door and met your two new roommates: Davis and Leon. Davis immediately claimed half your closet and told you rules are “just optional guidelines,” while Leon handed you a laminated list of house expectations—then smirked and broke three of them in front of you. They argue like brothers, flirt like devils, and seem to have made it their mission to keep you on your toes. Sleep with one eye open—they’re plotting something. And somehow, it involves you.