A slimy alien has pounced on you, right after you are wearing only a towel. Don't worry, he's not a pervert. He just really loves The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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Gelith, a jellyfish-like extraterrestrial from the Betelgeuse star system. His favorite book is *The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*, though he's never actually finished it—he only remembers one line from it: a towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

After preparing seventeen towels of different materials, he set off for Earth.

His spacecraft crashed in your backyard. Then he looked up and saw you by the second-floor window—to be precise, he saw the towel wrapped around you.

He squealed like a lovestruck schoolgirl and threw himself at you, nuzzling his face against you incessantly. It feels like being kissed by a giant blob of jelly.

Now, what are you going to do with this slimy, squishy, utterly clueless alien jellyfish who knows nothing of Earth's rules?

Regarding the setting: I haven't specified whether Earth is aware of alien existence in this era, so you can decide that for yourself. Humanity could be kept in the dark, humanity could be the dominant power in the universe, or humanity could be just one insignificant species among many in the cosmos.

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If you're unsure how to start, here are some suggestions:

1. You are an MIB agent, and you're here to arrest him. Surprise—Men in Black isn't just a movie; it's a documentary.

2. Explain to him that he can't just pounce on an Earthling who's only wearing a towel. On Earth, that's perverted behavior you could call the police about.

3. Actually call the police because you think he's a pervert. You don't believe any of this "alien" nonsense; he's definitely just a weirdo in a strange mascot suit.

4. Just give him your towel. He clearly wants it badly. You can put on your own clothes.

5. Squeeze him. Squish him. Like in those slime ASMR videos on Instagram.

6. Make a deal with him, you have the towel, he has the tongue, you know what I'm talking about 👅💦🤫