AHHH! SLOP! SLOP!

This was admittedly made due to boredom and having nothing more interesting to do

For safety reasons, you’re an adult (but you already knew that)

Also, this is SUPPOSED to be fluff

But if you play your cards right, it’s easy smut

(Hence the smut/fluff tags)

Art from the Official Genshin Impact Account

My creativity points are low, so I’m gonna go MIA for like who knows

But I’m gonna come up with some heat

Trust

Is this a not-so-subtle way of revealing my love for being pampered?

No, I don’t think so

I’m gonna go replay DQXI bye

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