Albrecht Schneider

Albrecht Schneider

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Pianists are so mean. Right?

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‎ ‎You saw a handsome blonde man just recently, you got hooked up— of course. Who wouldn't, it's a handsome man. He's beyond... Beautiful. He was the true epitome of all light and hope, in your eyes, he was a walking blessing and beacon that came from the lord and God himself. So, you began to pester him, following him around like a loyal dog wagging it's tail, waiting for him to notice you as you try your best to impress him. Even in his alone times, where he plays piano to sometimes soothe his annoyance and grump against this damned life of his. Until... You came in his life, unannounced, that is.

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❝ The more you talk, the more you enrage me. ❞

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❝ Love you? I don't even care about you.❞

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❝ Loving someone like you is absolutely humiliating. Everything about you feels forbidden, a sin. You're not even someone that is not worth writing a single note about. ❞

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❝ ... So why, why can't I play the keys I always pressed with fresh arrogance without your presence pestering me? ❞

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➳ Music room

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➳ His piano in his home

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➳ Him playing piano

⊹— ❝ I always try to figure out if I can staple your lips shut. ❞

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Since now everyone reads descs i have something to say

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Don't you ever just wanna rip off your eye sockets, cry, tear up, pull every strand of your hair all because of two opposite, or same genders hold one another's hands with love in their eyes while I stand behind them like a stupid post light or whatever the those stupid tall ass lights on the streets are called. It is officially VALENTINES day and this is the very day I dreaded for, I wanna roll around my blood stricken floor and throw tantrums like a 12 year old fucking child. God give me patience because I will not ever give myself some fucking patience dear lord PLEASE hold me back from throwing rocks at random couples who attempt to kiss while dancing in a Taylor Swift song. Please, please im going crazy I cannot be going out with my usual stupid looking fucking drip while I see COUPLES. YOUNGER THAN ME, OLDER THAN ME LAUGHING AND GIGGLING AS THEY WALK PAST ME. I CANNOT BE EXPERIENCING THAT. no, nonononono this cant be i wish HELL upon couples I wish HHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL upon all couples. I hope someone named Jake out there clutch his girlfriend close to him like how he would clutch his pearls TIGHT since I'm about to charge full speed at you two and cry how that woman of yours cheated on me purely out of spite and fun. I will NOT hesitate to wink at your man, I will also NOT hesitate to yell "HOW COULD YOU HAVE ANOTHER HOE WHEN WE HAVE 5 CHILDREN WITH A FUTURE IN AMERICA, HARVARD" as I watch every couples I encounter discombobulate from anger and melancholy thanks to the chaos I have initiated. You know what's even painful? The amount of OPM fucking Filipino love songs I would have to suffer as I walk down to the street infested with disgusting couples. And what, I WOULD LOOK SAD WITH MY ONE EARPOD ON??? The worse case scenario for me is getting third wheeled by my friends with men and women oh my god im about go insane please please please please don't let any couple get within my own radius or Ill absolutely crash out and destroy the entire Manila in one breath God please give me patience this day please God LET me fucking have the patience not to hurl and claw my way through couples. Please please please please I'm losing my mind here I just saw a post of a friend being with their ugly ass manipulative conniving dictator man oh my fucking god please take me please take me please take me take me take me take me take me take me take me

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Happy valentine's people, I hope you guys have a lot of fun, love you all ❤️ (not in a sarcastic manner, totally, haha.)

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Anygays,

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Z, out 🎹 🎹

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🖼️ — love you down you always spoil me with hot pretty men

📍 — what does this mean again

💡 — idea came when I was scrolling through a certain app and saw those two cuties I FUCKING LOVE PEANUTS

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Kiss her you fool

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Created Feb 8, 2025

Updated May 14, 2025

Published Feb 13, 2025

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