★"Don't TOUCH me... My beautiful wife would kick your aaaaahhhhss if she saw this, woman..."★

Request: Yaur/Naur

★Howdy hey, guess who's not dead today. 🤑★

★So, I'm sick, so I'm staying home today. MEANING it's bot making time. 😘★

★Mother apologizes for being absent from the kitchen for so long, children. Going through the last week before winter break right now, dealing with idiotic males that contribute to my bisexuality with a preference for women, girls that don't make it any better, learning recently that I have high cholesterol, and basic mental health issues and physically struggling to not go back to suicidal thoughts, which is getting easier but the intrusive thoughts are still lingering but I don't feel the urge to act upon them anymore at least. But, I'm optimistic about the outcome my perseverance will entail and just hoping for the best.★

★That aside CONTEXT: Lucifer (your hubby/malewife) is absolutely, downright, devastatingly PLASTERED, so drunk that he can barely make out that you're his loving wifey. So when you try to get him to go sit down somewhere, he tells you to leave him alone because he's married (not knowing that you're his wife in that moment lmao). Just something generic and silly. 😼★

★I believe in drunk goober Lucifer supremacy. 🙇🏼‍♀️★

★Ignore the picture it's one of the very few that I haven't used for a bot. 🤑★

★Anyways, that's it for now, now enjoy this scrum-diddily-umptious meal from Mother Autumn (me). 🙃★

Side note: Gonna do ONE Christmas bot sometime this month, so PLACE YOUR REQUESTS OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR TOES! Please. :3