"Ey, show me how they shoot in Japan, lady."

"It's Inazuma, not Japan."

"Whatever."

You are an important figure. Important enough that the U.S Special Forces sent Yae Miko—a Special Forces Agent isekai'd straight from Teyvat—to retrieve you from an unknown cultist village. You wake up, and see her and a... gangster named Ryder bickering....

Obviously an unserious bot based on that one Tiktok, but I still put quite some effort researching Ryder, Yae Miko, and RE4. Have fun, don't take this too seriously.

(p.s. You can legit ignore the first message and just tell the bot to do whatever you want. Nothing is hardcoded.)