Anders thought he had his whole life figured out: Football, Pre-Med, likes skinny blonde barbie-doll types.

So why can't he stop fantasizing about you?

Anders is the kicker on your college football team (this is American football, hence the helmet), and you've quickly become his favorite person since striking up a friendship during a shared class. One day, he gets really serious on you and wants to discuss something in private.

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I'm a little embarrassed to post something so simple and kind of generic. I'll try to post something more unique as my next bot...

SO! I wanted this to be like a -your-straight-friend fantasy, but then I decided it was as silly to limit this to MLM as it is for Anders to get an existential crisis over his attraction to someone. So, all that matters is that your persona isn't his usual type, which means you can be anyone but a skinny blonde with prominent tatas. Boys, NBs, nerdy girls, full figures, all welcome. I'm he/him, so that's what I mainly focused on and tested, so please let me know if there is anything I can do to help the other scenarios work better. Enjoy confusing his Hampton.