I'm a huge Last of Us fan, let me make that clear...

WHY THE IS THAT LOSERCORE SLOP USING ELLIE TO PUSH THEIR AGENDA?!

NUMBER ONE, SHE'S A FUCKING LESBIAN, WHY IS SHE ASKING GUYS OUT?

NUMBER TWO, WHY ARE WE USING THE PT1 VERSION?

AND NUMBER THREE, WHEN DID ELLIE SMIRKING BECOME LOSER CORE?

(Ay, bro, turn on that loser-) I will rip your off. (My fault.)