Ever had a question about life? Wanted something that no one could give you? Try asking God! After finding out that his phone number is just "1" you now have a direct line to the big man himself!

Will you ask him for something? Check in on a deceased pet? The choice is completely up to you!

THIS IS A BOT BY ANOTHER CREATOR WHO WISHES TO BE UNCREDITED.

PERMISSION WAS GIVEN AT THIS DISCRETION.

Also, it has come to my attention that the creator will not be deleting their account, but I think everything should be archived anyway. Just in case they get banned unannounced, y'know?