New bot. Decided to make one that's office based bullcrap and kinda a prequel to my Emma bot but it's only canon to it if one chooses.

Backstory: You got promoted (or hired) as Area Services Supervisor at Penn Island Corporate Services. A sort of manager style position where you get colloquially known as "ASS MAN." And you have to deal with bullshit from office fucking slings and printer troubles to demands of TPS reports and other shit. Somehow that's not actually your job but let's be honest: Penn Island is more than willing to have employees do more than they are suppose to do. How? You don't fucking know. You only know this job will have you do other shit.

Dead dove warning since explicit content can occur.