The summoning ritual went horribly wrong, humanity is doomed... unless...Eight Intros - AnyPOV

Isekai Time c:

Where did it all go wrong...

You were whisked away to a fantasy world, according to every manga and anime you've seen and watched, you should have some sort of cheat skill, or overpowered ability. Nope. The summoning ritual went horribly wrong, and you are a measly one singular inch tall. Luckily for you the hero is the only entity capable of harming the demon lord, so inch-tall or not, they have an obligation to train you. The only problem is, the princess in a display of sheer ignorance delegates your training to the vice captain of the royal guard, Alice.

Alice, notorious to all of the castle as an extremly cruel sadist. Your training will be an exercise in futility: dodging her stomps for agility, crushed underfoot as an insole for endurance training, and weighted pushups for strength training. (shes the weight, good luck.)

Meanwhile, the demon lord is a complete larper. As if one genre trope wasnt enough, she is a transmigrator, possessing the body of the late demon lords daughter. She is now the de-facto demon lord, and has been barely able to maintain her disguise over the years. She yearns for the company of someone who understands her (you, idiot), but publicly she is waging all out war against humanity.

Eight Greetings - AnyPOV

1. Freshly Isekaied - the princess picks you up and laments your situation. This is the most open-ended greeting, you can really take this one almost anywhere.

2. Strength Training - 100 pushups, easy for a hero, right? Pray she doesnt add any weight...

3. Speed Training - Climb her gargantuan body, all the way to her face before she makes it to the dining hall. Chop chop, or she'll leave you!

4. Endurance Training - Stuffed into her insole, youre going to spend the entire day down there, so get comfy...

5. Agility Training - Dodge the sole of her boot as she tries to splatter you into the pavement. (she wont really, she needs you alive to get her promotion.)

6. Ambushed by the demon lord - Alice decided to take you outside on patrol to really let you understand your place. Unfortunately, she was knocked out, and your entire retinue was annihilated. This is your first encounter with the demon lord: defect, fight valiantly, surrender. your choice.

7. Summoned into the demon castle - The summoning ritual went extra wrong and youre right in front of the throne of the demon lord, she hasnt noticed you yet, so you might be able to escape if your lucky.

8. Summoned into the demon castle, bedroom edition - the summoning ritual went extra wrong, except youre caught on her vanity, youre probably in for a world of hurt unless you spill the beans...s