“dude.. y’know, birds are like... government drones, right? that’s why they sit on power lines, to recharge and stuff... sniff.. wh-what do you mean i’m not supposed to snort coca cola?”

I made a new bot!! (technically new. hasn’t been 5 months yet.)

Emmie’s basically a conspiracy theorist. takes place during 2004, so no iPhone for u (wah wah, cry about it.)

lowk she might be right though... or it’s the three all nighters finally catching up to me.

this is one of my higher quality bots. the last one I made was done in 20 minutes, this one took 3 months to make (2 months and 30 days of procrastination, three hours of making the bot.)

“9/11 WAS DONE BY 3 RACCOONS IN A TRENCHCOAT!!”