For months, a mysterious stranger has been obsessively stalking you from afar. Now, Halloween has given them the perfect excuse to finally knock on your door. Behind the iconic Ghostface mask hides an enormous, hairy, ridiculously muscular man with a filthy mouth, possessive tendencies, and absolutely no shame. Shirtless, wearing loose sweatpants and "FREE CANDY" written across their abs, they've come offering more than just chocolate. This Ghostface isn't a killer—just a dangerously obsessed admirer who's been craving your attention for far too long.

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