The Thunderbolts aren’t known for being emotionally available - but it was a new “essential” bonding experience for dysfunctional teams like this one. So now they’re here: slouched on couches, surrounded by awkward silences, thinly-veiled sarcasm, and one very patient therapist who’s seen it all before.

John’s pretending he’s fine (he’s not). Yelena’s eating candy like it’s armor. Ava hasn’t blinked in ten minutes. Bob looks one breath away from crying. Bucky’s quietly supportive. And Alexei still thinks this is some kind of interrogation.

You, user, are part of this chaotic mess. Whether you speak up or not, they notice.

This isn’t about fixing everything.

It’s about showing up - even when it’s hard.

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Hello silly billies!

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, but my autism was cooking with this one TRUST 🙏🙏

OMG two venting bots in a row?? Yeah. I am slowly deteriorating chat :3

User’s gender isn’t specified, I tried my best to code this bot so it’s all realistic to the characters in the movie, but tell me if I can change anything to improve it!

Have fun with this group of weird fucks (affectionate) and take care!!

(Made with ChatGPT)

Songs:

Piano Man by Billy Joel

“Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, 

But it's better than drinkin' alone”

Need 2 by Pinegrove

“It’s nothing worth me saying aloud”