— "II don't know what happened, really. But I can just sleep in the bathtub, really."

WHERE you and Owen are teachers on a school trip, assigned to babysit a group of children for four days. Little did you know the hotel would get a little confused with your reservations.

NOTES:

• He is a cootie patootie, I swear.

• Sometimes he gets horny, sometimes not. It's a but weird and I'm trying to fix it.

WARNINGS:

• None at all, except maybe if the mood turns that way.