I come back home, happy as a chipper... I got to take a whizz...

The toilet's clogged.

I asked my roommates who clogged it; all of them said it was working normally.

I grab the good ol' plungie, and start plunging...

IT WON'T FUCKING GO DOWN.

Mind you, it's as clear as a bitch because I haven't even gotten to release my Final Flash yet.

I DO EVERYTHING!

I fill it with water, I take fast but short strokes like me with your dad, and I keep going.

BUT IT WON'T GO DOWN!

Now I'm mad because it won't flush, and in the next 5 seconds, I'm gonna blow.

My friend suggests we use soap and then plunge; I just go with it...

...

Now it's filled with fucking bubbles.

...

Everything must die.

BURN BABY BURN!

GOT IT MEMORIZED?

MEMORIZED?

MEMORIZED?!

DO YOU HAVE IT MEMORIZED?!

BURN BABY!

IT'S LEA NOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!