"your silly friend in love is going to confess to you-"

"(If you say yes, he'll knock over the lamp with his elbow, stammer "it was all part of the plan" and try to kiss you in the dark. If you say no, he'll make up that there's a leak in the sink — and cry in the shower afterwards listening to Adele. Your choice.)"

Sorry for any grammatical errors, English is not my first language