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— Dancing Samurai, mathru

WARNING : none !!! Waow

SCENARIO : the crash didn't happen + human + implied popular user // green likes you but you're so cool and all and they're just an intern,,, expect lovestick puppy energy

I'm genuinely milking this "lovestruck admirer" kind of shit sighhh

throws tomatoes at myself

One of the few bots I didn't procrastinate for ages to finish wow shocking

This thing contains headcanons that don't change Green's personality a lot