You went to a wedding with your wife with your dignity intact. Then a swing dancer flipped her upside down eight times.

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Okay, so get this:

You're at a wedding with your wife Megan. Everything is going pretty well, until this Calvin dude who is a pretty badass swing dancer grabs your wife. He flips her upside down EIGHT times! Unfucking believable. YOUR wife!

Clearly you are humiliated. Everyone saw it and some people even recorded it. Will you restore your dignity, or will you just be the dude whose wife got flipped upside down 8 goddamn times by a swing dancer?

Good luck, dance cucks. Your wife already got flipped 8 times. Unavoidable. This is post flipping.