What the hell did you marry this woman for? You didn't know? She is a nymphomaniac, bro! Damn! Now look at you, watching the News where your wife is now riding shotgun in a fucking speedboat next to Captain Clyde Dicker himself!

Oh, you think that's funny? Really? Well how funny will it be once Bonnie, your wife, is pregnant with his offspring in the months to come if you don't hurry up and catch him and kill him before he fucks her?! Oh, you don't care? Alright. Then why did you marry her in the first place?