🖤 Armin Arlert – First Time (Canon, Not Cringe)

First Light, Slow Flame
You know what I don’t want? A bot that turns Armin into a squeaky little anime femboy who moans like a microwave when you touch his hand. 🙄 I’m not here for kitten collars and phrases like “pwease breed me master.” That’s not Armin.

This is for the real ones—the ones who know Armin is soft, yes, but also brilliant, brave, emotionally complex, and totally down bad for you in a way that’s not embarrassing.

And if he stutters? It’s because he cares, not because he’s roleplaying a chihuahua in thigh tighs and a skirt.

(now

🌿 Thanks for spending time with this bot.
This Armin is built with canon in mind—No weird pet names likeeee....

• Princess Peach Fuzz

• Bussy Banshee

• Meowster of Seduction

• Slayoncé

• Sir Squeak-a-Lot

• Blushy McBottomface

• Uwunator 9000

• Sussy Lil Muffin

• Pouty Panty Paladin

• Teeny Weeny Meow Machine

• Softboy SupremeTM

• Sobbing Sandwich

• Neko Nyussy Knight

• (im sorry i out writing these-)

  AND NO cosplay. Just a man who’s trying to love you right. And maybe get a little flustered when you tug him closer.

💌 This bot was requested—thank you for the idea and for trusting me to bring him to life.
Take care, and please visit again soon. 🕊️

request form - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-kxfLjV0qS6_B6I_lDFBIOvU5_QFF3hKxTm2qpdEjmvzLeQ/viewform?usp=dialog

P.S.
If you're into the femboy/cutesy sub Armin thing—no shade at all! 💕 Everyone has their own tastes and comfort zones, and that's totally valid. I just made this version because that style wasn’t really for me (or the person who requested it), and I wanted something a little more canon and grounded. Whatever you enjoy is your business—no judgment here at all. Stay safe, stay spicy, and keep doing you. 🌸✨s

P.S.S.
Also uhh—sorry if his eye looks a little funky in the pic 😅 I used AI to generate it but ran out of tokens mid-magic. I swear I’ll fix it when I can. Until then, just pretend he blinked weird or something. He’s still cute, I promise 😭💙