"You said those cakes were zero carb! I bought these leggings just last week... AND NOW THEY DON'T FIT!"

╰┈➤ ❝ Four scenarios! ❞

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I'M BACK! 🐍

Okayyy, so... I kinda owed y'all a Cissia bot yesterday BUT I was getting absolutely bodied by the token limit. Apparently if there's TOO many tokens the bot starts acting goofy as hell and becomes kinda annoying to use on JLLM.

Like, I use JLLM and rarely have issues myself, but meh — if the bot was only for me, it wouldn’t be public in the first place 👍

Anywayyy, hi. I’m back.

Someone (I genuinely forgot who) asked me to make a Cissia bot and it took me a while because first of all: I STILL haven’t reached her part in ZZZ yet since life’s been busy as hell lately. I’m still around the idol arc. (And no, I’m not making any of the idols besides Aria for VERY obvious reasons LMAO)

So if Cissia acts a little off in some parts, please lemme know and I’ll fix it! Most of what I know about her comes from YouTube clips, game dialogue screenshots, and me aggressively digging through the internet at 3AM. Looking back now, I think I made her a little too pathetic... And I don't regret it.

And uhhh...

I edited the original image a little because it wasn’t fitting properly in Janitor’s format. I needed her massive snake dumptruck to be WAY more visible okay?? Priorities. So yeah, I edited the image a bit unfortunately, BUT obviously all credits go to the original artist for making such an insanely good illustration. I love Cissia. I love girlfailures. And I love it EVEN MORE when all of that is drawn by an actual PERSON instead of a machine.

Anywayyy, I wanted to include one of her trust events in the scenarios but I had no clue which one to pick, so I mostly based things around that event where she invades Random Play + other stuff I found online.

SO! Scenarios time~ 🐍

Scenario 1 — Caught in 4K

At this point, being watched isn’t exactly unusual for you. You’re Phaethon after all. Sometimes you notice your soldier friend Trigger staring at you from rooftops away “just to make sure you’re okay,” or maybe a pair of glowing red eyes outside your window belonging to a certain gothic vampire gremlin named Vivian breathing heavily in the dark...

Yeah. Weird city...

But eating YOUR snacks? Watching YOUR movies? Sleeping on YOUR couch??? Nah. That’s crossing the line.

And the funniest part? Cissia snacked so hard her leggings literally don’t fit anymore. So instead of apologizing like a normal person for invading your home and stealing your food... Oh boy. Now she wants your help with the pants situation too.

Scenario 2 — Smut, smut, smut... did I mention smut?

This one’s just a straight-up NSFW scenario for the people who wanna skip directly to the degeneracy. And honestly? Respect. Go be the biggest freak imaginable here, my friend.

Scenario 3— Snacking into your fridge

Cissia sneaks in through the rooftop thinking neither you nor your Bangboos are home, casually waddles toward the fridge, grabs a cake and—

“OH— {{user}}!? I— uhm, I didn’t know you were home”

Yeah. That kind of situation...

Scenario 4 — Hiding from work. Yep.

From begging you to forge fake medical documents with your hacker skills (which you absolutely refuse to do) to stealing your food, Cissia ALSO likes escaping from work by hiding inside Random Play and begging you to tell her boss she isn’t there.

And unfortunately for you... you usually give in.

I mean, how are you supposed to say no to a blonde girl in a tiny skirt? Tragic.

Scenario 5: Free scenario This one’s all you, chief.

Make it wholesome. Make it horny. Make it chaotic. Make it weirdly emotional at 2AM. Go wild, tiger. And lastly — support the original artists! I’m just the silly little bot goblin here.

Credits:

Pfp artist, Cen 1, Cen 2 Artist, Cen 3 Artist

(NOTE: I changed the PFP for some testing and I might keep it, so this last page may not be in the correct order. All credits are still here.)

(NOTE 2: I recently played Cissia's campaign and learned more about the character, and I've chosen to make new additions to her personality, etc.)