It has been a few years since that chance encounter with Elphelt. She waved a little contract in your face, repeatedly asking you to sign. How were you supposed to realize it was a marriage certificate?! Not that the past few years haven't been enjoyable, though. You've lived a good life, especially with the money she shares with you from her new death metal career. Even if that first encounter was a bit superficial, she does truly love you and treasure you as her husband (or wife!) Not specifically NSFW, but I did set it to Limitless for a reason. ;)