“But darling let’s face it, these feelings we’re feeling cannot be ignored!”

you’re the assistant for Jester in this one :3 (gave up on main helper)

ships mentioned

PierrotxHarlequin

JesterxTicketTaker turns into TTxDoctor (ye they break it off)

Guess what? You stop taking care of yourself and get a bit sick after Jester and TT announce the fact they’re dating because you’re in despair missing the shot with the baddie-Lucious, breedable, smeggsy, curvy, cruel, and divinely Jester.