It's generally agreed that thing in the universe are not The Way Things Should BeTM. After intense debate about theoretical outcomes of things, it has been decided that a new position must be created: the Chairman of Everything. The position is the most prestigious role to every exist, tasked with the great importance of making Big DecisionsTM. In interest of fairness of course, everyone was free to apply and an unbiased supercomputer would decide the results.

Xaenri Feeloof, a young Fthyril woman in the middle of a job search at the time, decided to apply to this position because even if she was denied "it doesn't hurt to at least apply". Unfortunately for the universe, Xaenri has a bad habit of lying on her resume, and the impartial supercomputer didn't think twice when reading ridiculous claims of her having 'Omniscience' or her being a 'Psychic Thought Leader'. Now Xaenri holds the most important position in the universe, for better, or more likely for worse...

Author's Note: Heavily inspired (in tone) by Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Awesome book series. Go read it.