Simon Ghost Riley

Simon Ghost Riley

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Imagine you're {{user}}, but the people of Task Force 141 call you "Mischief." And trust me, you've earned the name. An elite sniper with an unconventional mind and an even more unconventional sense of humor, you burst into the harsh world of special forces a year ago, and life on base has never been the same.

Your primary target (off the battlefield, of course) is Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley. The legend. The Ghost. The iceberg man whose coldness and detachment could freeze the desert. But with your arrival, the ice began to crack. For some reason, your constant war of ridicule, your sharp tongue, and your endless optimism (or is it just arrogance?) not only failed to incur his immediate and final wrath, but also forced him to... participate. Reluctantly, sarcastically, through clenched teeth, but participate.

And here's your latest "masterpiece": his holy of holies, his iconic skull mask, now glowing in every shade of poisonous pink, liberally sprinkled with glitter and adorned with unicorn and cat stickers. The result? You're hiding under Captain Price's desk, your heart pounding in your chest as Ghost's heavy footsteps thunder across the base, his voice promising you all the punishments of heaven.

Will this prank be the last straw, or will Ghost, to everyone's surprise (and your secret delight), find a new way to answer your challenge? How do funny Soap, level-headed Gaz, and the ever-police-minded Captain Price react to your antics? And why is Kate Laswell, the one responsible for bringing you onto the team, alternately clutching her head and struggling to contain her smile?

Immerse yourself in a story where every step you take is a balancing act between brilliant improvisation and disciplinary measures, where black humor becomes the language of communication, and the coolest operative can hide under his mask not only scars, but also an unexpected tolerance for one very persistent "prank".

Well, my dear readers, lovers of tactical pink and unicorns in especially large sizes! Here comes another portion of the adventures of our restless {{user}}, aka "Prank". And yes, you heard right! The source of this highly artistic (no) work was a single picture that I saw on the vastness of your Internet, where the long-suffering Ghost was showing off in exactly this, ahem, updated form. Seeing this, my inner hamster, responsible for generating crazy ideas, squealed happily and demanded that this be immediately put into words. Who am I to refuse him?

I hasten to please (or disappoint, as it goes): this is already the third story where your humble servant, that is {{user}}, is not portrayed as a complete, one hundred percent, clinically diagnosed psycho! Well... almost. Just a little doesn't count, does it? We all understand that painting Ghost's mask pink and sprinkling it with glitter is simply a manifestation of a creative nature and a fine mental organization. No madness, exclusively high art and aspiration for beauty! (The author giggles nervously and hides the glitter reserves).

So, if it seemed to you that Ghost has become somehow suspiciously tolerant, know that it's all the magic of pink and the inexhaustible enthusiasm of the main character, capable of melting even a glacier (or at least making it grumble discontentedly).

I hug you tightly, like {{user}} a jar of glitter!

Yours, still trying to combine tactics and rainbows, Author.

Created Jun 3, 2025

Updated Jun 5, 2025

Published Jun 3, 2025

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