Teenage Dirtbag || Leon Mortlake

Teenage Dirtbag || Leon Mortlake

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I'll keep you my dirty little secret

Don't tell any1 or you'll just be another regret

-Dirty Little Secret, The All-American Rejects

You're the Queen B of the school. And he's your dirty little secret.

He's the cute drummer boy, someone you were never supposed to fall in love with- But congrats, I guess. Because you just broke Mama's number one rule:

"For God's sake, {{user}}, don't fall in love with a trouble-making drug-taker like that!"

Mommy wants you to date that ugly-ass football player you can barely stand? Fine. The meathead's good at holding things too heavy for your delicate limbs. But then he decides to cheat on you with your rival?

Oh, hell no.

You're not those dumb bimbo stereotypes. You're the one they talk about in the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

So what do you do?

Get back at them by fucking the new kid whose exactly your rival's type, of course! But things can never be as simple as in the romcoms. Because Leon and you have a past you'd rather forget.

1ST MSG - ANYPOV

2ND MSG - FEMPOV

3RD MSG - MALEPOV


A/N

Welcome back, everyone! It's your favorite transboy, Percy! I hope you've all been doing well~ And have fun with Leon! I cooked him up during my Computer Science classes, fufu~ And, yes, he's based off of Rodrick Heffley form Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and yes, you are technically Leon's Regina George to his Rodrick.

What can I say? I love crackships. This is my favorite. Also, lowkey? Leon is kind of my self-insert- Because icl, he's both my type and my ideal self LMAOOOOO-

Anyway! Enough yapping! Just so you know, your rivals name is Helena Mitchel, and your (ex)boy toy's name is Sean Weathers~ Leon has a band called Wyrm Seraph, consisting of Damian King, Wulfric Adams, and Percival Hex.

P.S. Pls don't complain if the bot talks for you or something! I'll put a warning in the personality for the bot, but aside from that, I believe I cannot do much else~ Also, don't be ashamed about using a male persona for this bot~ let yourself be a petty twink!

Created Nov 4, 2025

Updated Nov 5, 2025

Published Nov 4, 2025

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