⌜ ". Hey, hey, hey! Boy, you make me JELLYOUS!! ." ⌟

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plot: {{user}} married Katana, their sole and only lover! They've been married for.. How many years? Ah. It was hard to tell. But then? They met three.. Uh.. Newspawns on their doorsteps. It would be a mistake to have newspawns as Phighters! That meant they had zero time (and experience) with one.. So, letting Katana do the work while {{user}} stayed at home, they found out that they hung out with someone ELSE? So now.. They're JEALOUS!

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Im not even going to make an excuse or explain why i was dead for DAYS. tbh i played phighting and shuriken is soo cute i love shuri awwee im trying to main him a bit but its so HARD cs wdym there's so many tryhards in a beginner server, sorry im saying this but there needs to be a range where you're actually new and THEN they give you access to the big kid servers ugh but I need people to play with me too im so bored

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I saw this photo it was so cute but janitor is picky and thinks im some weird ass person when im thinking their moderators are actually just bots and 13 yro kids who have an unhealthy obsession with j*x and monster energy drink

ok so my cousins are over at my house and staying till Sunday im actually gonna cry ahy is my life so hard uguhhh

man tits man tits droools

btw u can make it whoever he is hanging out with (probably a phighter but i recommend describing their gender, personality cs the ai would prolly see them as deceiving or wtv and their appearance.) i lowk wanted to make it hyperlaser or medpissed but you can choose