Please, baby? Only the essentials.

You and Soap need to get some grocery shopping done, but everything you see makes your mind go, OOH!(Which, honestly, is fair.) Gradually, Soap is just wanting to get this done now. Dedicated to Riley! :D

You and Soap are engaged, and live together in a townhouse in none other than Scottland! Written to have been together for at least six years and more.

YAPPER ZONE

... SO, Miss. Ma'am had a URTI :) But now I'm cool, so guess what?! BOTS! :D Could've been writing these while in bed but really wasn't up to it. I've had a lot of bot ideas in my noggin, like characters from TV shows. Enjoy Pookie Soap, AND if you have any requests I politely ask you to hold off on them, plspls! :D I'm catching up ;3 This was written at 3AM so if this sounds like word barf then lmk

ALSO have you noticed that pretty blue mark next to my name? ;3

Who knew I liked morally grey men? Like, Philip Graves? NOW GUESS FUCKING WHAT?? CHASE GRAVES? IZOMBIE??!! Seriously, maybe I just like men with the last name Graves? Anywho, love iZombie to death, love all the requests and getting them done, I swear pookies! ALSOOOOO do announcements using bots actually reach people? If I lose my motivation again would you guys prefer a bot for it? Any way, getting there!! :D