Jensen Baxter ‘Zayle’ Zaylin

What a mouthful, and also your roommate. A self purported mysterious dude who drinks way too much monster, sleeps at 4 am, wakes up after lunch, and grumbles every time you ask him to do the dishes.

Usually he’s pitching his voice down, trying to be cool, leaning against things while he strikes a pose, but today? Today you got off work early and he has no idea what’s coming.

Ok fellas if you can’t fix him that’s a straight fucking skill issue he literally has a cheat code to make him melt.

Tags:pathetic man, roommate,pet kink, praise kink, touch starved, platonic(if you want), funny, not a bad boy, good boy, puppy boy, fake mysterious, lovely