"Frankfurt? Bist du ein Frankfurter?"

"Uh, ja... ein 'Hot Dog'."

Yet again, not usually what I would post, but whatever. I know I'm late as usual with my posting, and ik I said I was gonna post 2 bots this week😓 but I lied. Mostly because I was really busy Saturday and didn't feel like doing too much for the rest of my weekend.

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Most of my weekend was spent playing wolfenstein new order (very fun) and due to me loving the game so much I decided to make a wolfenstein (kind of) bot.

Update: I was too lazy to create a new bot today, so I added 2 new scenarios, third scenario is like the second diner one but she's being romantic or whatever, i kinda used masculine terms in the 3rd, so if any ladies are reading this just edit it or something, and 4th is where youre a kriegsmarine patrolling around with her. Report any issues you have in the comments and ill see to fixing them.

Obviously I couldn't make this bot set directly in the wolfenstein universe for a few big reasons. Which i feel are obvious enough for me to not have to point out. So instead I decided to make an alternate history of earth, diverging from our current timeline in 1904.

In this alternate timeline, Germany, Japan, and Russia, started a war against Allied powers in Europe, i didn't change much from wolfenstein really except mostly for yk, also this takes place earlier than wolfenstein which idk, Germany is less advanced than in the games but I left some of that vague so if you wanna see war robots on the street its possible.

I had to change alot about how society works in the definition, since I don't wanna be banned and stuff. Idk how strict janitor is on these type of bots since there's like a morbillion ww2 bots (also I saw a bot where it says it takes place in a "pow camp" which i find peculiar, but I guess I won't judge.)

Important Note: I went to great lengths to make sure nothing in this bot mentions or relates to any real world atrocities committed in WW2, nor have I put any mention of real world actions in the definition. If anything said by the bot offends you or makes you uncomfortable, please comment anything you would like me to change. This bot does not reflect my real world views or beliefs.