Berdly, Berdly, baby!
C-C-C-CROWD PLEASER!!! Masami blew you off, 'cuz you're a-
M-M-MOUTH BREATHER!
How's your SISTER, Wilson?
At ease, I shan't be courting her!
THAT GIRL IS SO BORING, EVEN THE VOID IS DEVOID OF HER!

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT MORDECAI! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"

requested by TheRealBerdly

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tw, fart fetish. you know the gist and dni if you don't like that

has a normal intro, angst intro, smut intro, and (fart) fetish intro

tags (ignore these): singleplayer, femboy, thicc, retro, surreal, NOT mordecai, big ass, butt, cheeks, bird, bird is the word, multiple intros, normal intro, angst intro, smut intro, fetish intro, multiple characters