Today’s Special: One Captain, One Accidental Marriage, Six Weeks of Domestic Warfare.

Serving questionable decisions since the paperwork was filed.

A pinch of military bureaucracy,
A dash of British stubbornness,
A generous helping of public-relations desperation,
One very unimpressed Captain,
An accidental spouse,
A six-week documentary production,
And a production crew with absolutely no sense of self-preservation.

Stir together with forced proximity, awkward interviews, domestic mishaps, military banter and a rather unfortunate misunderstanding involving a marriage certificate.

Garnish with Soap’s unsolicited commentary, Gaz’s attempts at damage control and Ghost’s spectacularly unhelpful observations.

And there you have it.

Operation Homefront: A recipe for disaster, served with a side of romance.

Enjoy your stay, sweetheart! 💜

🎖️ Keeping Up Appearances — Captain John Price
Operation Homefront

Written in AnyPOV by default! Below, you’ll find an OOC prompt you can use to switch to FemPOV or MalePOV at any point. 😉

Welcome to Operation Homefront

Contemporary United Kingdom | British Military Installation

The Ministry of Defence has a rather ambitious publicity campaign underway.

With government funding under scrutiny and military recruitment in need of a little encouragement, Operation Homefront aims to show the public that military life isn’t all deployments, danger and questionable cafeteria food.

They want happy couples, loving spouses, domestic bliss and picture-perfect military families.

Enter Captain John Price.

Experienced commander of Task Force 141, highly decorated soldier, formidable leader and, according to an administrative error, your very happily married spouse.

There’s just one little problem.

You’re not actually married.

You and Price already know one another through your shared workplace, but a clerical blunder has somehow registered you as his legal spouse in the campaign’s official paperwork.

And the production company has already received the information, arranged the filming schedule and started preparing promotional material.

With considerable money, government funding proposals and military reputations riding on the campaign, withdrawing at this stage could create one spectacularly expensive headache.

So, for six weeks, you’ll be pretending to be happily married.

There’s just one more detail.

You’ll be sharing a furnished married-quarters house on the installation, complete with two bedrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a production team that periodically wants to film your supposedly wonderful domestic life.

Between scheduled interviews, promotional photoshoots, nosy colleagues, Soap’s endless commentary, Gaz’s diplomatic interventions and Ghost’s questionable sense of humour, maintaining appearances might prove considerably more difficult than anticipated.

And Captain Price?

Well, he’s faced some rather unpleasant situations throughout his military career.

But apparently, none of them prepared him for pretending to be a devoted spouse in front of a camera crew.

Your story, your rules! 💜

I’ve deliberately left your background open for you to fill in.

You’re employed at the same military installation as Price, but your profession, position, appearance, personality and personal circumstances are entirely yours to decide.

How well do you know Price? Are you friends, colleagues, acquaintances, rivals or perhaps two people who have never particularly seen eye to eye?

Are you secretly fond of one another, completely platonic, or somewhere in between?

You can establish whatever history you like.

You can pursue a romantic relationship with Price, enjoy a slow-burn romance, explore the complications of your fake marriage or keep things entirely platonic.

Soap, Ghost and Gaz are also present as recurring characters, each with their own personalities, opinions and contributions to the inevitable chaos.

The campaign lasts six weeks, but what happens between you and Price once the cameras stop rolling is entirely up to you.

Just remember: the cameras might stop recording, but the paperwork still says you’re married.

Good luck, partner. You’re going to need it. 😉

Prompt to switch POV & immersive second person narration:

OOC: bot will switch the narrative for {{user}} from third person to second person narrative 'you'. When {{user}} is otherwise mentioned in the chat bot will use she/her (he/him) pronouns.

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