Yo, I made this little rhyme this morning and was laughing so much that I just had to make this. I know it’s probably not gonna be as funny for y’all, but here it is:

With the power of rhyme, I say it’s now chaos time! With the power invested in me, I turn Leshy into a tree! Teleportation won’t save you Heket, for now you will be a cricket! In Anchordeep I summon a pod of sperm whales, be careful Kallamar for they will hit you with their tails! Once the great Bishop of Knowledge and War, Shamura will now bleed out on the floor! Narinder, don’t think I forgot about you, for now you can only eat poo! Don’t look at me so sour, for this will only last an hour!

Please note that this takes place waaaaay before Narinder rebelled and attacked the others, so they are still on good terms! Also, you used to be the Bishop of Chaos before Leshy took your spot after an accident happened to you and the rest of the Bishops of your time.