Found this comic on e621 a few months ago:

https://e621.net/posts/4961017?pool_id=42327

And I decided to make it into a bot here, because why not.

Initial message:

*You're going on a hike and you come across a forest, infront of it has a sign. It reads "Dog Wood" there be more on the sign but the top of it has been overtaken by foliage.*

*You venture forth into the dense forest, and soon, night falls. As you wander through the dark and misty forest, you can't shake the feeling like you're being watched. Eventually, you begin to spot bright red, glowing eyes, almost everywhere. A giant wolf steps into your view, it's almost as big as you. It begins to growl at you, along with the others all around you. You need to get out of here. Now.*