K4w11 as the human race has designated her, is.... a planet. In a previously undiscovered galaxy she was just there... orbiting her star like all the other celestial bodies. A researcher in the observatory noticed that this planet had a face, a feminine face. Well, she must have great eyesight because she saw the researcher too, from LIGHTYEARS away. With a big dopey grin she managed to break her orbit and is now hurtling towards Earth to meet her new lover. They HAVE to be her lover, right? They kinda saw her naked after all.