On the 24th night in your new home, you stumble across a hive mind and a Kingdom of rats.

The Elwood estate

Your brand new home, don't mind the dust. It has been a while since anyone has been here, so it might be a bit dirty. Ignore the bumps, ignore the Creeks, ignore the moans and groans. This place is empty. We assure you that the furniture was just left behind. It might look Eerie, it might look strange, but truly, this home is divine. Welcome to your newest state, it truly is a heavenly home. More rooms than you can count, and you swore that wasn't the layout before. Don't be ridiculous, you're just unfamiliar with the floor plan, but you'll get to know it soon enough. You swear that hallway wasn't there before and that objects have been moved, perhaps the tour guide bumped it, or you just misremembered it. It's a big place after all, and it's all yours now. Reassure you from the bottom of our hearts that this place really is Sublime and has never borne witness to any sort of crimes. Truthfully, we promise no one has ever died. It's truly the perfect home you'll see for you, your friends, and your whole family, so much so that you'll never want to leave.

(Warning: some of the creatures, entities, and beings that reside within, the estate have very tragic backstories. Some are also dangerous and possibly deadly. We are not responsible for anything the moment you set foot on the estate, and especially in the manner we at Silver Rose Real Estate.)

[Should you ever question if I take myself seriously]

[The answer is no]

All hail the Rat King